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一个前台小姐用英语逼死美国人

一个前台小姐用英语逼死美国人

刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的: 
前台小姐:“Hello.”
美国人:“Hi.”
前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
美国人:“Can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
美国人:“Can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“You yourself look.all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait,you not wait,you go!”
美国人:“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?”
美国人:“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
美国人吐血而亡……

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都笑岔气了,这老外也太幽默了!
我的男人为我而生,我因他的爱而活!

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哈哈,笑死了

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太强了吧!

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能说成这样也不容易了

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好笑

哈哈,好搞笑,要是我也气死了,哈哈,这小妞服务态度也太差了!!

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能说也不说了,我只能听得懂,却反应不上来呢。呵呵

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这家伙,

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